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Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!
JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!
WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
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the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir
boss- how do u know??
well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.
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Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!
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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
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Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
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Dheeru bhai from heaven
"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".
Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.
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Meaning Of A B C D E F G
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
While Reverse The Letters
G F E D C B A
Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
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Meaning Of A B C D E F G
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
While Reverse The Letters
G F E D C B A
Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
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Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "
Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->
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A Special dinner For u
In The Hotel Of My HEART
A Boul Of SMILE
Wid Soup Of CARE
In The Pot Of HAPPINESS
Dish Is LOVE
Pay By Bill
By
MISSING ME . . .
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U R Many Kilometers Away From Me
But
Still I''am Watching U
Through 3 Diferent Places
1- Cartoon Network
2- National Geographic
3- Animal Planet . . . ;->
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Wife: Suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->
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american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai
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Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
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